Nope

I was hoping it would say, "WTF? You shouldn't be teaching anybody anything!" or "Art"

You Should Teach Kindergarten

You are a warm, empathetic person who truly loves children. And children love you right back. You have more patience than most, and you're able to let little things slide. You are also expressive and fun. You have the perfect personality for reading aloud and leading art projects. You are creative and inspiring. You can keep learning interesting, simple, and fun.

What Grade Should You Teach?