A Methodist pastor, a Lutheran pastor and a Presbyterian pastor were all sitting around at coffee one day and the topic of their churches' rat infestations came up.
The Methodist said they had hired an exterminator and the rats had disappeared for a while, but then they all came back.
The Lutheran said they had purchased a cat, but there were too many rats so the cat ran away.
The Presbyterian said they had no problem with the rats.
The Methodist and Lutheran pastors were shocked! How could that be?
"Simple." said the Presbyterian. "We made them all members of the church and now they only show up at Easter and Christmas."
Happy Easter everyone!!