I have a t-shirt with an old school type photo of a guy bowling and the words "Spare Me" on it.
I was wearing it last night when I stopped by the c-store to get some milk and the boy an Icee.
This is the conversation I had with the clerk (to the best of my recollection.)
Clerk - Your shirt bowls me over.
Me - Does it strike your fancy?
Clerk - Oooo. I'm pinned behind the counter.
Me - (Speaking to the boy) It's right up his alley.
Clerk - I cry foul!
Clerk and Me - Ha ha ha ha ha!
People in line behind me - WTF?
Me - Can I get a bag?
Clerk - Before you split?