Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Some people are idiots.

(Note: this post speaks of feminine products.)

Always has a new pad and is giving away free samples. On the website, there is a Whadayathink? area where you can read reviews.

Here's some entries that will make you cringe...

Maria in Illinois says: When i got Alwasy Infinity (Spell the product right, fool. And capitalize!) She finishes with: i had no leeks or nothing (Try the produce aisle.)

Jessica in California says: i likedthat it was light but yet observant. (I'm guessing absorbent? Capitalize! And use your space bar!)

cc in Tennessee says: I had a coupon so I desided to try them (Spelling!)

Kristi says: I honestly wasnt satisfyed, the wings got caught on my bush and I bled all over my sheets D: if it were thicker longer and wider it would be perfect! (First - You kiss your mama with that mouth? Second - That's what she said!)

Ellie says: well i have a very heavy flow so this pad didnt work to well its bleeded through and everyone saw! but it makes me excitied to know i can wear a pad! (Oh no! It bleeded through!)

caroline from New York says: its that ineversee somethinlike this iwaet triet pleas (WTF? Was she typing with her toes?)

I stopped reading after that one.

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I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. - An English Professor, Ohio University

1 comment:

  1. Dere gawd, iam laffing my tale of.

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