I am going to be leaving you for one week (give or take a day).
So I'm asking you to please, please not do anything remotely interesting while I am gone.
My reader has 40 some-odd unread posts as it is and I don't think I will be able to get to them before I leave. (Unless I wake up at 4 in the morning which is highly likely.)
Take care and stay out of trouble.
I'll try to bring you a souvenir. Or send a postcard. Or something.