Look at your new TV. Isn't it great? And look how happy the people are that you have such a loving wife who would buy you something this wonderful. Happy Happy!
Look at Paul Sr. He's jealous 'cause he didn't get a fancy-schmancy TV like you did. Can't Jr. do anything right? Jealous Jealous.
Look at the Weeping Buddha. He's sad. He's weeping for all of the other husbands out there who don't have wives who love them as much as I love you. Weep Weep.