There ya go.

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine."

Amen Brother.

So, did you watch? Please tell me you did. PeeWee's Playhouse reruns started last Monday! Woot. I recorded it and made the boy watch it with me. He had pretty much the same look on his face then as he did when he watched The Who's "Tommy".

It was just as funny as I remembered.

Me - See the chair he is sitting on?
Boy - Yeah.
Me - Do you know what its name is?
Boy - No.
Me - Chairy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Boy - ????

The word of the day was "Help".

PW - Help!
Me - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
PW - Help!
Me - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Boy - ?????

Jambi - Mekalekahi Mekaheinieho.
Me - Mekalekahi Mekaheinieho.
Jambi - Mekalekahi Mekajonnyho.
Me - Mekalekahi Mekajonnyho.
Jambi - Mekalekajibberishblahblah.
Me - Mekalekablahblahyaya.
Boy - ??????

I plan on recording every stinking episode I can.

Anything can happen. At PeeWee's Playhouse.

Pee Wee's Playhouse Intro (High Quality)