Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Snort

I think I'll use this next time I come to work a little late...

Pete was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Pete looked up again and said "Never mind. I found one."

By the way, Cooper likes Crayons. To eat. Especially the gray one. Not so much the primary colors.

Luckily, it was only a box of twelve. Four survived intact.

R.I.P. Mr. Gray.

1 comment:

  1. lol. isn't that just so human. Just like an adult and just like a little kid.

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