I think I'll use this next time I come to work a little late...
Pete was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Pete looked up again and said "Never mind. I found one."
By the way, Cooper likes Crayons. To eat. Especially the gray one. Not so much the primary colors.
Luckily, it was only a box of twelve. Four survived intact.
R.I.P. Mr. Gray.