Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Last Will and Testament

Since I'm going to NY next week, I thought I might ought to post this just in case...

I, Sherry, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

A Bloody Mary
chocolate
A Margarita
chocolate
A Doughnut
chocolate
Chicken Fried Steak
chocolate
Mashed Potatoes
chocolate
Cream Gravy
chocolate
Mexican Food
chocolate
French Fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
Ice Cream
chocolate
Caramel
chocolate
Chocolate


It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

2 comments:

  1. The Staten Island ferry is free. And it goes right by the Statue of Liberty.

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  2. Um, I'd have to concur with the above living will. Where can I get a copy made?

    I guess I could just copy and paste--except for the bloody mary, I could do without it.

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