Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Ask Miss Adventure

Dear Miss Adventure,
If you put a can of Mug Root Beer in your freezer to chill it for use later in a blended root beer float and then decide not to have said float and forget to remove the can from the freezer, is there a good chance the can will get a little hole in it during the night and spin around inside the freezer spraying root beer in every direction so that when you come downstairs in the morning you notice some brown goo has leaked down out of the ice dispenser and onto the front of your fridge?
FloatLvr

Dear FloatLvr,
Yes.
Miss Adventure

Dear Miss Adventure,
If you turn on the outside faucet to start putting water into your new pool and about an hour later when your son goes out to check on it and yells in the back door, "Mom! The hose isn't in the pool!", how much water do you think you have wasted?
PoolGal

Dear PoolGal,
A lot.
Miss Adventure

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4 comments:

  1. No questions, but a LOT of sympathy. BTDT, bought the t-shirt.

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  2. Dear Miss Adventure,

    If your 19 month old repeatedly pulls things off counters, out of cabinets, rips fronts off of dresser drawers, takes the front off the TV speakers, bites his older brother and sister and in general makes your life hell. Do you think he wants attention or is just the spawn of the devil?

    Thanks,
    Rosemary

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  3. Dear Rosemary,
    Yes and perhaps.
    Miss Adventure

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  4. Dear Sleeping Mommy,

    Thank God, I thought mine was the only one. Whew.

    Thanks,
    Lisa

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