1. Throw a spiral pass.
2. Identify a poisonous snake.
3. Crack an egg with one hand.
4. Blow soap bubbles with my thumb and finger.
5. Multiply by nine on my fingers.
6. Count to 31 on one hand.
7. Write backward.
8. Treat a bee sting.
9. Roller skate.
10. Eat spaghetti like an Italian. (Vinny taught me. He also taught me to make edible gravy (instead of the wallpaper paste I tend to make) and how to keep my hair from flying all over when I have my car window down.)
11. Catch a penny off of my elbow.
12. Lose like a winner.
13. Cut a hole in an 8.5” X 11” piece of paper big enough to step through.
Strewth. Do YOU have mad skilz?