G.I. Miss You

Commander,

Happy Alva Day!

16 years. Dang. And this is the first one we have spent apart.



I’ll tell you the real secret of how to stay married. Keep the cave clean. They want the cave clean and spotless. Air-conditioned if possible. Sharpen his spear and stick it in his hand when he goes out in the morning to spear that bear; and when the bear chases him, console him when he comes home at night and tell him what a big man he is. Then hide his spear so he doesn’t fall over it and stab himself. – Jerome Joseph Chodorov Fields

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash

Remember, as far as anyone knows we’re a nice, normal family. – The Simpsons

I heart you,
Mrs. Commander